Manly Things
Earlier, I was reading these posts on Apartment Therapy asking readers how they handle spiders in their apartments. Most of the comments detailed how they use the humane "cup and card" method or simply "leave them be." Am I such a horrible, insensitive man that I should be upset at myself that the first thing that came to my mind was, "fuckin' hippies." I mean, seriously. Yes, I want all manner of insect, arachnid and rodent living under my roof. No problem! We can all have a damn tea party and talk about our feelings.
Fuck no. I kill any pest on sight. Kill them dead.
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